Negative Cost Employees
These financial guys are geniuses. First they come up with mortgage backed securities that they can sell at several orders of magnutide greater than their worth. Now they come up with this other increadiblly brilliant idea. Charge the interns to work for you!
This could solve all our problems at work. If we got enough of them we could increase revenues AND finish our projects ahead of schedule.
Its win-win. Too bad prospective engineers aren’t as gullible as burgeoning bankers.